The New Pres.

So… Election Day was like a week ago, right? Then why will no one in my office shut up about it? Luckily, my cube is up-stairs; this means there are less people to annoy me. Only 3 out of 20 people are in close enough proximity to drive me nuts on a continues minute to minute basis. But I have to say, those 15%’ers are doing a hell of a job!

I would be fine with their incoherent, inconsistent, and uninformed opinions, if there was ever a break between them. But today alone they have all chattered on like retarded chipmunks for over two hours straight!

Instead of loudly wasting time talking about this stuff, why don’t they quietly hop on the internet and chat about this stuff?! Then I would not have to hear them, nor would the GM. (who should care that they never shut up, and therefore never work)

These are the same people that freak out when you interrupt them during their constant phone call to their Realtor, to give them work to do. They are so busy: making car pool arrangements, talking to the Realtor, to the Contractor, to their kids and wife, and everyone else in the room. “How could I possibly build you an ad when I have all of these other things to do?”

I long for the days when all they talked about was the price of gold and illegal immigration.